Read and learn--it might come in handy someday.

And now it's time for another edition of Aesop's Unfortunately True Fables.

Here's the initial article by the New York Times.

Here's Fox News' response.

Moral of the story: Don't write anything (factual or not--doesn't matter) that puts Fox News in an unflattering light. Your face will be uglified and superimposed onto a dog.


Here's another initial article by the Washington Post.

Here's the Findlay Courier's response.

Moral of the story: Don't write that some people in Findlay, Ohio, think that Barack Obama is a closet Muslim. The local paper will blast you for doing a hit job on their town while saying in so many words that they aren't too sure themselves that he's not secretly paying homage to Allah.